ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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