Soap is not a condiment
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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