btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It was confusing and full of hummus
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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