I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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