She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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