Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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