Duck Duck Cougar?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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