M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
