butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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