Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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