so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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