check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
