she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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