so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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