Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm always down for nudity.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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