Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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