He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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