How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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