That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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