Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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