Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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