So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
