You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
