is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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