so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
