I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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