Dual....:-)
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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