My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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