i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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