Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I need a beard to bite.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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