And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
