are you still at the devil's house?
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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