wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
