She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The Olympian is in my bed
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