you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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