Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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