So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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