I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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