This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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