just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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