What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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