new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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