Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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