Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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