If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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