All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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