everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
