I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
