yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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