I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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