Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
All the doctor said was why
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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