so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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