i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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