I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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