Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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