I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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