I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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