Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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