Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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