actually, I'm a sock model
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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