I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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