I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I party with great urgency now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
